homoish:

I hate that feeling you get in your stomach when you see him. No, not butterflies. I’m talking about that need for dick so much it actually hurts in your stomach

moufwerk:

tittyenthusiast:

Every time a white girl tells me why she doesn’t like white guys it’s always the funniest reason holy shit.

"Smell like hamster" is new hahahaha

I always go with - because pink dicks make me uncomfortable


strip club owner
yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE